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Poor Me! – a short story from India.

Street food vendors Paharganj New Delhi India.

Poor Me! a short story from India.

In March 2004 I was 25 years old. With not a care in the world, no particular place to be and zero commitments to speak of, I packed up a rucksack and headed off to India. The future lay sparkling and I thought it would last forever.

The plane journey to Delhi was horrible. There was an especially bad Adam Sandler movie and the usual unappealing sludge masquerading as food. Not to mention the colossal middle aged man next to me who coughed, snored and farted his way through the entire flight. 

Even worse than all that was the stone cold moment when it suddenly struck me what a huge mistake I was making. What the hell was I doing flying to India? This unexpected moment of clarity exposed all my previous talk of character building as little more than naivety. Who exactly had I been kidding?

Not that this would be my first time exploring a foreign land. By this point I had two years of English teaching under my belt. I spent my first twelve months in Qatar’s capital city Doha. My second contract meanwhile took me to Slovakia’s main metropolis, Bratislava. And while both experiences had certainly provided ample travelling opportunities, this would be my first indefinite period out on the open road.

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This time I could go wherever I wanted, whenever I pleased! The thought of it all had been oh so exciting. But now, my mind racing at forty thousand feet, I was feeling stressed. As a result, I spent the remainder of the flight in a muddled state of half sleep dreaming up all kinds of dismal scenarios. The highlights of these nightmares included losing my passport and having my wallet stolen. Eating a dodgy curry and suffering a crippling case of diarrhoea. 

Thankfully my mid-air meltdown turned out to be little more than a temporary panic attack. As we began our gentle descent into Delhi, my heartbeat stabilised and I began forming a steely resolve. Mentally preparing myself, if you will, for the coming hours. 

Poor Me! – a short story from India.

Landing plane.

Moving into the arrivals hall at Indira Gandhi International, I scanned the landscape, backpack slung over my sleep-deprived shoulders. Just as planned, I was met by a friendly face and a reassuring handshake. “Welcome to hell!” he said in a lilting Scottish accent. “Let’s grab a taxi”.

I’d first met Allan just a few months earlier standing in the visa queue at The Indian Embassy in Edinburgh. What began as time-killing small talk eventually led to coffee at The Edinburgh Film House. There we chatted about our travelling aspirations before exchanging email addresses.

“Drop me a line, maybe we can meet up’’ I said, taking one last gulp of my latte. I hadn’t expected anything to actually come of it. Therefore I was pleasantly surprised when a week later Allan got in touch to say he’d meet me at the airport.

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Poor Me! – a short story from India.

From the bustling chaos of arrivals we made our way to the prepaid taxi rank to request a chariot into the city. Our destination was Paharganj, a teeming market street in Central Delhi. A backpacker’s haven of budget hotels and dirt cheap eateries. The guy behind the taxi counter sat chewing on a gnarled pencil, monitoring our approach with an expression of mild disinterest.

Paharganj? Umm… 400 Rupees”. “What?” spluttered Allan, “no way, I’ve done this trip for two hundred”. “No sir, 200 not possible” replied the man, his head jerking from side to side. “350” he continued, in a tone that insinuated he was doing us a big favour.

Allan laughed, rolling his eyes. “No thanks”…. and suddenly we were walking away. I was just about to concede that I really didn’t mind paying three quid for a forty minute taxi ride when a now desperate voice called after us. “Ok… Ok… no problem 200, for you special price!” Thank you” replied Allan, sounding not at all grateful. Thus the curtain fell on my first haggling lesson.

1: Await ludicrous quote.

2: React with good humour. 

3: Half the quote.

4: Walk off.

5: Allow yourself to be called back before getting in the taxi for a reasonable price.

We were still paying too much of course. But it remained a victory of sorts that set me in good stead for the endless negotiations that lay ahead.

Any inner tranquility I thought I’d amassed since meeting Allan disintegrated a few minutes later. Pulling out of the airport, we hurtled down the highway like a greyhound out of the starting blocks. Fumbling desperately for a seatbelt that wasn’t there, I glanced around trying to take everything in. The experience could only be described as a real life episode of Wacky Races. Although to be honest a spin with Dick Dastardly himself may have actually been a safer proposition.

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Poor Me! – a short story from India.

We overtook, undertook, cut up and narrowly avoided collision with a number of blurred vehicles. Our mute driver pretty much ignoring the lane system and making up his own rules. I use the word rules in the loosest possible sense, because the only prerequisites I could establish were the following:

a) The bigger vehicle always has the right of way.

b) You must honk your horn continually, regardless of the situation.

The honking is an engulfing ritual that reverberates around Delhi 24-7. Honestly, it’s enough to give you a permanent headache. Painted onto the back of most heavy goods vehicles is the request please using horn. Which, amusing grammatical errors aside, felt like a wholly unnecessary dose of encouragement.

Weaving in and out of the lanes at high speed, we zoomed past trucks, taxis, rickshaws, bicycles, homemade vehicles and miscellaneous cattle. Many of these forsaken animals sat slumped at the side of the road, eyes glazed, chewing on garbage. Furthermore, I watched in disbelief as the odd motorbike whizzed by, whole families perched precariously on the back like badly stacked tin cans. One such machine came so close to crashing into us it audibly skimmed the side of our taxi. Yikes!

Poor Me! a short story from India.

Unfortunately, colliding with other vehicles wasn’t my sole concern. Above all, I was feeling anxious that it was only a matter of time before we killed a pedestrian. Subsequently, I could only watch in horror as young boys, suited businessmen and hobbling pensioners idly meandered across the road. All of them supposedly unconcerned that their lives could end at any moment. Finally, I was able to breathe a sigh of relief when congestion brought us to a temporary stop. At long last I had a chance to scrutinise our dubious surroundings.

The traffic stood back-to-back, with the honking having now risen to an almost ear shattering level. Sweat trickled down my forehead in competing streams. In search of some oxygen, I rolled down the window, a soon to be realised blunder. Within twenty seconds a small boy appeared. He was dirty, visibly undernourished and dressed in rags. The poor guy couldn’t have been a day over ten years old and had the saddest eyes I’d ever seen. Clutched firmly in his grubby little hand was a pack of blue pens. “Only 50 Rupees sir” he said, eyeballing me forlornly.

No mama, no papa. Pooooor me sir… pooooor me!”

No thanks” I replied with a sympathetic smile. I was well off in the pen department and could only lament the fact that he wasn’t selling something to aid me through my current ordeal. A bottle of whisky would have been just dandy. “Please sir…” he persevered, “…no mama no papa. Poor me sir… poor me!” I looked away and, sensing he was losing me, the kid upped his game and brought out the big guns. “No mama no papa. Pooooor me sir… pooooor me!” he whined.

Without making any kind of conscious decision, I found my hand wandering down to the money belt strapped around my waist beneath my T-shirt. “No” said Allan gently, placing his hand on my arm. The boy was no fool though and knew he’d made an impact. So he turned the dramatics up another notch. He repeated the “poor me” line again and again, this time putting in an Oscar-winning performance that involved the wringing of his hands. And oh lord those damn eyes reached a whole new level of despondency.

Boy with sad eyes.

Poor Me! – a short story from India.

Seconds later the taxi pulled away and I was off the hook. I watched glumly as he faded into the distance. All the while those eyes remained locked into mine, right until he was out of sight and swallowed amid a sea of metal and dust. Feeling crappy, I scolded myself for not giving him the equivalent of sixty pence for his bloody pens.

Later of course, I learned more about the street kids of Delhi. About how generally they’re sent out by pimps to collect money. Usually to fund drug addictions and prostitution. For the most part the children see next to nothing of the cash they bust a gut begging for. So I learned that as a rule it was better to give fruit, maybe even a chocolate bar. Anything really that would have brightened up their day a little.

Paharganj New Delhi India.

The madness of Paharganj.

Photo courtesy of Em_G.

Leaving the death-mobile for the equally chaotic flow of Paharganj was like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire. I had never seen so many people crammed into one space. In fact, it made Saturday afternoon on London’s Oxford Street look like a leisurely stroll in the park. 

With the sun mercilessly beating down on us, we slowly picked our way through the crowds. Edging further and further into the cauldron. Soon we found ourselves set upon by feverish vendors, so-called tour guides and other entrepreneurs. All of whom appeared desperate to sell us anything that wasn’t nailed to the ground. 

Yes please!!!” 

Come my shop”. 

You want Kashmir?” 

Hello internet!”. 

Beautiful things”. 

“This way for cheap”. 

“Which country?”

Street food vendors Paharganj New Delhi India.

Food vendors, Paharganj. Poor Me! a short story from India.

The touts were relentless, with the more persistent offenders even chasing after us and blocking our way. Nevertheless we battled on, our eyes fixed on that all-important sign in the distance. This was my beacon of hope, the promised oasis.

I focused hard on those words for all I was worth, determined to get through the madness intact. Progressing slowly but surely, we passed crippled men, beggars and filthy, flea-ridden dogs. Moreover, there were collections of street urchins who tugged at our arms and legs with impish smiles. “Hello sir!”

Paharganj New Delhi India.

A crippled beggar in Paharganj. Poor Me! a short story from India.

Finally, to our uncontainable delight, the crowds thinned out and we arrived at the Hare Krishna Guest House! Safely ensconced in its dimly lit lobby, Allan and I threw off our rucksacks and flopped out on a pair of plastic chairs. Catching my breath, I gazed up at the ceiling. Then began monitoring the journey of an enormous beetle as it scuttled towards a network of spider webs and certain death.

You want room?” deduced the fiercely intelligent receptionist. I laughed out loud for the first time since stepping off the plane. For a moment I briefly considered telling him no. That in actual fact we were looking to purchase twenty kilos of snow for the ski slope we were building next door. However, I think the joke would have been lost on him.

Poor Me! – a short story from India.

The Hare Krishna Guesthouse Snippets of New Delhi

Hare Krishna Guesthouse, New Delhi.

Following another round of tedious negotiations (“Yes sir, 250 one night is special price”), it was with some trepidation that I turned the key to the door of my room. To say my expectations had been low would be an almighty understatement.

Hence I felt incredibly relieved when I was met by a basic but clean room. Even better, it also appeared to be free of street touts and pen-selling children. The bed itself was comically slight with all the comfort of an antique ironing board. Elsewhere, the similarly rickety table was held up by a beer mat wedged beneath one of its gnarled legs.

I felt totally drained from the exertions of the flight, dicing with death on Delhi’s roads and dodging the street predators. Consequently, I was asleep on said ironing board the moment my head touched what the receptionist would have insisted was a pillow.

‘‘Poor me!’’

‘Poor Me!’ is the first chapter of my short story series Incidents In India.

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  • natty4t

    Awesome intro Leighton can’t wait to hear of your experiences. India has always fascinated me!

    April 12, 2015 - 11:58 am Reply
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    April 12, 2015 - 11:58 am Reply
  • Beverley

    Fantastic start. Roll on the next.

    April 12, 2015 - 6:39 pm Reply
  • wanderrambleroam

    First short story, and I’m loving it! I can’t wait to dig more into your stories.

    I found myself laughing out loud reading this one, as so many of your first impressions of Delhi matched my own (that honking!!). I wish I had read this before my trip to be honest! Those haggling tips would have saved me quite a bit haha 🙂

    May 25, 2020 - 8:20 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Hey Carolyn, thanks for reading and taking the time to comment. I’d love to hear your impressions of the chapters, especially as someone who’s been to India and has experienced it. Hope you enjoy ‘the journey’.

      May 25, 2020 - 8:24 pm Reply
  • kagould17

    A good tale, indeed Leighton. I used to think I would like to travel in India, but no longer have that illusion. Too chaotic. Can’t wait to read more. Allan

    January 5, 2022 - 2:56 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Ha ha thanks Allan. India isn’t for everyone no doubt. Not sure if I’ll ever get back there what with the state of the world now, but you never know.

      January 5, 2022 - 2:59 pm Reply
  • Little Miss Traveller

    Such a brilliant introduction Leighton leaving us all wanting more! I’ve not made it to India yet but hopefully one day.

    January 5, 2022 - 3:40 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Thanks Marion, I had a wonderful trip there despite the many challenges. This was the first collection of short stories I ever wrote. Thanks for reading.

      January 5, 2022 - 3:41 pm Reply
  • Memo

    Always enjoy a good Leighton story. The boy beggar is so typical world wide. They must have beggar schools where they teach the techniques. Looking forward to more India stories.

    January 5, 2022 - 4:33 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Thanks for joining me at the start of this journey Memo. Can’t believe I’m approaching 20 years since that trip.

      January 5, 2022 - 4:41 pm Reply
  • NattyTravels

    Good read👍🏾 That first drive from the airport reminded me of my first airport ride from Nigeria airport. Sounds like the same conclusion I had of the ‘road rules’ there. I was terrified 🙈

    January 5, 2022 - 5:23 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Hey Natty, thanks for reading and leaving a comment. I can imagine Nigeria must have been quite the experience too! Hope you enjoy the rest of the series.

      January 5, 2022 - 6:19 pm Reply
      • NattyTravels

        Nigeria was such an amazing experience 👍🏾

        January 6, 2022 - 11:09 am
  • Monkey's Tale

    I felt like I was beside you the whole taxi ride. In fact i think I was reliving some of my own, that were remarkably similar 🙂 It sounds like Delhi didn’t change at all by 2018/19 Great post Leighton, Maggie

    January 5, 2022 - 5:39 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Glad this resonated Maggie. Hope you enjoy the series and that it brings back more memories, maybe even a few new locations too. Thanks for reading!

      January 5, 2022 - 5:44 pm Reply
  • grandmisadventures

    What a introduction to your time in India! That you even survived the drive with the traffic and the people is amazing. My heart just breaks thinking about the kids begging for money, especially when the money doesn’t go to them. So looking forward to reading more about India and your time there 🙂

    January 5, 2022 - 7:36 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      It is heartbreaking Meg. Imagine what that kid has been though over the intervening years. And that’s assuming he’s still alive. I hope, somehow, he managed to improve his lot and have a better life. Thanks for reading and joining me at the start of this new series.

      January 5, 2022 - 7:40 pm Reply
  • Life with Alegria

    A fantasticly engaging story Leighton. India is special, crazy, overwhelming and wonderful all at the same time. Really enjoyed reading.

    January 5, 2022 - 8:05 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Thank you for reading and taking the time to leave a comment. Subsequent chapters come out at 48 hour intervals, hope you enjoy the rest of the series!

      January 5, 2022 - 8:46 pm Reply
  • Rebecca

    Glad to see your teaching abroad series again, Leighton. I had no idea that you taught in India! Your first day in the country already sounded like an adventure, and I admit I got anxiety reading about you riding in that taxi and dealing with children beggars on the street. From the Western perspective, it’s a huge culture shock, and I hope that in the months ahead, you adapted to it. Can’t wait to read more of your adventures in India!

    January 6, 2022 - 12:14 am Reply
    • Leighton

      Hey Rebecca, glad you enjoyed this opening instalment. I didn’t teach in India, this was pure travel 🙂 Hope you enjoy the rest of the series throughout January!

      January 6, 2022 - 12:18 am Reply
      • Rebecca

        Ah, got it! I’ve not been to India, and I’ve heard of its challenges as a solo traveler (especially as a woman). That said, I’m excited to read how you trekked through the country! 🙂

        January 6, 2022 - 12:19 am
      • Leighton

        Yeah, I’ve heard it can be a tough gig for solo women. Lord knows it was tough enough for me at the time. But looking back what a great time I had dealing with it all.

        January 6, 2022 - 12:21 am
  • ourcrossings

    What a lovely story, Leighton! I’ve never been to India, and the closest that I had a chance to get to experience a similar abundance of sounds and sights and smells was in Marrakech which was at times daunting, occasionally maddening but always exhilarating. I found that by letting go and opening up to whatever experience or encounter comes my way was the best route to take on while diving into the madness of Jemaa el Fna at night and eating at the food stalls and taking a hammam (steam bath). Thanks for sharing and I look forward to more stories. Cheers to health, happiness, and prosperity in 2022! Aiva 🙂

    January 6, 2022 - 1:27 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Hey Aiva, I see what you mean about Marrakech. It definitely has a touch of the Delhi vibe. Thanks for joining me at the beginning of this short story series, which will run through January. Hoping you are all staying warm!

      January 6, 2022 - 2:31 pm Reply
  • WanderingCanadians

    What a dramatic start to your time in India! Good thing you had a friendly and familiar face to meet you on your first day and to pass along some helpful tips.

    January 6, 2022 - 1:28 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Thanks for reading guys! I was very wet behind the ears back then, as a newbie traveller. Should make for some fun reading throughout the rest of the series.

      January 6, 2022 - 2:33 pm Reply
  • travelling_han

    Wow I think it would be too much for me. I’m quite a confident traveller, but it’s more the sensory overload everywhere without any peace – my introverted self would hate it and I would come home with 900 pens or something!! haha! Wonderfully written though, look forward to more Indian Incidents!

    January 6, 2022 - 2:13 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Ha ha you could open your pen museum. I think I would deal with it all much better now, but back then “sensory overload” is about right. Thanks for reading Hannah, hope you enjoy the upcoming chapters.

      January 6, 2022 - 2:35 pm Reply
  • salsaworldtraveler

    Ah to be 25 again. Ah to be 55 again. A wonderful story, Leighton. I eagerly await the intriguing adventures to come.

    January 6, 2022 - 6:04 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Ha ha, it was the 55 bit that made me laugh out loud. Hope you enjoy the (mis)adventures of Young Leighton. Cheers, John.

      January 6, 2022 - 6:13 pm Reply
  • 100 Country Trek

    That sounds like you were great teaching in India.

    January 6, 2022 - 9:43 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Hey Anita, thanks for leaving a comment. I didn’t teach in India, it was a period of travel.

      January 6, 2022 - 10:02 pm Reply
  • Lookoom

    It also reminds me of too many bad times in Delhi, but fortunately there is much more to India.

    January 7, 2022 - 3:10 am Reply
    • Leighton

      Thanks for reading. Delhi was indeed a tough gig, but nothing I could classify as “bad times”. I’m curious as to what happened to you there? It’s a full-on place no doubt and at the time it was definitely sensory overload each and every day. But looking back, its all rather amusing and fun to write up. You’re right that’s there’s way more to India than it’s often unloved capital. Part of me would love to see how it’s changed.

      January 7, 2022 - 10:15 am Reply
  • wetanddustyroads

    Oh my … I’m exhausted after reading just a few paragraphs (and was already looking for the next plane home)! I’m not so sure whether India is for me (I’ll have to buy a container and ship boxes of pens and dogs back home 😉), but I can’t wait to read more of your adventures in India!
    Now that my 50th birthday celebration(s) are finally over, I can sit back and enjoy your posts!!

    January 15, 2022 - 11:25 am Reply
    • Leighton

      CONGRATULATIONS to you on this landmark celebration! I’m touched that you will take the time to catch up with this series, hope it doesn’t leave you too traumatised ha ha.

      January 15, 2022 - 11:27 am Reply
      • wetanddustyroads

        Thank you for your wishes! I’m only at your second story now … and I’m in need to drink something a little bit stronger than tea (and it’s only 12:30) 😄.

        January 15, 2022 - 11:40 am
  • Toonsarah

    Such a vivid account, I was completely there with you! Somehow I grew to love the mania of Delhi’s roads but I never got used to seeing those poor children begging 🙁

    January 31, 2022 - 9:43 am Reply
    • Leighton

      Thanks Sarah, it’s a really hard thing to see right? Thanks for reading this opening chapter.

      January 31, 2022 - 12:20 pm Reply
  • jasonlikestotravel

    Having started in reverse with the last two posts, I figured I’d be best going back to the beginning haha. A great introduction to the series. Glad you were able to get over the early trepidation on the way. It’s a country I’ve yet to visit but certainly interested in seeing it in the near future 🙂

    February 2, 2022 - 3:46 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      Ha ha, it’s an interesting way to approach the series. I’d love to go back too one day.

      February 2, 2022 - 3:49 pm Reply

    Ah the memories of those streets! India is the only country I’ve been to where I would definitely NOT drive on the roads..

    December 25, 2022 - 6:23 pm Reply
    • Leighton

      I’m with you there Phil. Absolute chaos on s stick. Merry Christmas!

      December 25, 2022 - 6:24 pm Reply

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